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Reet

Short version of 'Retard' which was created by a brother and sister in order to avoid get in trouble by their hispanic strict parents for 'swearing'.

Said 'REAT'
Shut up you reet!
OMG D Alberto Ramos you are such a reet!
by De Guadalupe September 5, 2011
mugGet the Reetmug.

reet

A word commonly growled in hardcore/metal music.
Rawr rawr reet. Reeeeeeeet.
by Shane Velez June 1, 2006
mugGet the reetmug.

reet

reet is internet-slang for "retard"

Somebody extremely stupid, or dumb.
This dude is a fucking reet
by jeffster2000 May 12, 2018
mugGet the reetmug.

Reet

A person who walks around in class a lot. Lots of people are upset when reet Walks through the door.
Reet can also be funny and annoying.
Girl: Hey who's that she is annoying
Boy: Oh that's Reet She is REALLY annoying
Girl: yeah she is
by Taco_pug January 17, 2020
mugGet the Reetmug.

REET

Jeff "your fat"
Joe "REET"
by lebron apples February 28, 2019
mugGet the REETmug.

Reet

Yo shut up, you're such a reet.
by RubberBandLegs November 20, 2018
mugGet the Reetmug.

Reet

U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.
SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!
by Reet God January 23, 2018
mugGet the Reetmug.

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