brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

by anditwasamazing August 4, 2015

brocel

A fellow brother of the incel community; specifically on Reddit. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgin men with ugly looking chodes that are repulsive to the eyes. They are also often described as being BIG anime fans and are the type of people to jerk off to hentai and buy anime waifu body pillows.

“Bro, did you check out the Reddit brocel in the park corner hugging the wierd ass anime body pillow”

“Yeah what a fucking cuck, that little bitch pussy probably still lives with his mom and has the whole entire Five Nights at Freddie’s book series.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

Brocephus

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.

dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!

by Estupz August 26, 2009

Brocery List

A grocery list among bros. Made by bros, bought by bros.

Bro 1: Hey bro can you put beer on the brocery list
Bro 2: Sure bro!

Bro 1: Hey bro when are brocery shopping?
Bro 2: Rice meow.
Bro 1: Bitchin

Chick 1: Hey can you add some eggs to the brocery list?
Bro: Fuck no!

by Broback Brobama October 20, 2011

brocephus

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.

(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?

by CEODutch January 13, 2009

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006