banathalon

When one swims, bikes, and eats bananas competitively.

Man: "Hey, how'd you break your leg?"
Woman: "Oh, I slipped on a peel at the Banathalon. I did pretty well in swimming portion but then I lost focus because I was feeling bloated from eating all those fucking bananas, my wheel hit a peel and I squealed and crashed."

by Fastathalon February 11, 2014

banathistic

ban-a-this-tic: something so big its hard for the human brain to comprehend

the biggest black hole ever (ton 18) is banathistic!

by judok September 19, 2020

bonatime

A time randomly where you get a boxer.

I was in the kitchen and got a bonatime from looking at cerial

by Milfhentaisenpai April 5, 2021

Fat Benatar

An extra large woman who dresses like Pat Benatar

Hey, Did you see that rad headband Fat Benatar was wearing

by sid4578 February 23, 2008

Banattee

to be "Banattee" means to swing both ways, or be 'bisexual'

Banattee likes cocks as much as vagoo.

by DracoDan January 30, 2010

Pat Benatar

The act of taking a straw, inserting it into your ass and having someone spitball a narcotic, most commonly cocaine, up into the cavity. Also known as a booty bump, this method of drug-ingestion allows the substance to be more quickly absorbed into the blood through the porous anal membranes. Rumor has it that Pat Benatar would have her roadies perform the "Pat Benatar" before her shows.

Where's the Roadie? I need him to Pat Benatar me before I bring down the house with "Love is a Battlefield."

by KatieKatieKatieKate April 23, 2008

bonath

n. (bon'-ath) one who is indefinitely miserable and expresses overt self-loathing

v. -ed (bon'-ath-d) one who has been utterly devastated and demoralized due to any incident in their life

as a noun- "Man, John was being a real bonath earlier, all he did at breakfast was say how talentless he is."

as a verb- "Ever since his devastating loss Kirk has become bonathed... now he has a total lack of confidence ang i heard he won't even touch a basketball anymore!"

by Jokubas October 22, 2006