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Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
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Basteraud

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.
That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .
by RedRiver July 4, 2009
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basterdization

A person who has been called a bastard and will be known as one forever, therefore they have been basterzised either by one person or a group of people
I wounder what basterdization is
by GAZLX September 6, 2017
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Babster

A "Babster" is someone who may appear to be less intelligent or serious than they actually are, perhaps as a way to playfully or strategically interact with others. However, it's important to note that deliberately acting in a way that doesn't align with one's true abilities or personality can sometimes have negative consequences, so it's important to be mindful of how we present ourselves to others.
"Even though he was the top student in his class, everyone underestimated him because of his silly antics and goofy personality - that's why they called him 'Babster'."
by MRantics April 28, 2023
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lady baster

He glazed her with his lady baster.
by Doubleplus May 17, 2010
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Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.
by The Irv November 30, 2010
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Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.
"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"
by TCLBW October 23, 2008
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