batista

a man whose weight is always changing from the view of J.R.

(Armageddon)J.R.: BATISTA IS 275 POUNDS

(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS

(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS

by wrestlingfreak123 April 16, 2004

batin'

a short term for masturbating; beating off; pronunced like the "bating" in "masturbating"

Be right back. I feel like batin' for a little while.

by HomelessEd November 13, 2004

Batities

Short for the term "Big Ass Tities"

Holy shit Jamal that girl had some Batities I'm finna hit that.

by dannakin August 12, 2008

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you

Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*

by Koulas April 15, 2018

Batim

batim-noun- the best fucking game everrrrrrr

its a game about a dude who animated and then he went back to his old workshop and theres alot of ink and shit

InkFlame: yoooo do ya know what Batim is?
Bej: yesssssss batim is the best

by InkFlame November 7, 2019

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013