bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005

bastedo

n. a nice looking suit.

Marty

bastedo
Bastedo

Marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.

by Bastedo Bukkake February 10, 2005

Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

BattleDrog

Slang for a military hydrographer or the conducting military hydrography activities.

He's not just a drog, he's a BattleDrog.

by BattleDrog August 6, 2008

Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

by Vampectits October 1, 2016

basted

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by fugnug January 5, 2009

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005