Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

Baseer

Baseer is a very nice guy that can easy get girls and is very sexy. he will be successful in everything he does in his future and present. everyone should be his friend. he can easy get girls

"oh my god hes soooo hotttt"

Saying baseer looks very attractive

by Rafay guy 123 November 29, 2019

Platinum Bassett

A Fred Bassett cartoon which is in fact so hilarious, that it is awarded the highest honor. Usually a three panel comic.

"Fred, that is hilarious! P-P-Platinum Bassett!"

by Kayne M. Dewhurst September 1, 2007

Basset Hound

A member of the scent hound family of dogs. They are known for their very long ears, adorable sad expression, and talentled nose. A basset's sense of smell is second only to the bloodhound. They have very long ears, a prominent haw (which gives them droopy looking eyes), and short little legs. They usually weigh 50-70 lbs. The basset hound was initially bred for hunting rabbits. Basset means "low set" in french.

Bassets are very sweet, kind-hearted dogs. They love everyone and everything and will drag you to say hello to everyone they see (or smell!). They have the traditional hound stubborness, but owners love them for it! This determination to get their way is often comical. They are not the dog for you if you demand a dog's undivided attention or obedience, but are the perfect dog for someone who will love them to pieces and have a sense of humor about their antics.

Beware- You will become addicted to this wonderful breed!

Oh no! My basset hound ate the filet mignon off the table!

by Val Drake January 1, 2010

Buffet Basher

Buffet Basher- A person who doesn't wait to be seated at a table-they just grab a plate and go.

Joe's plate was filled before we were even seated-what a Buffet Basher.

by Kim Gregory December 9, 2008

Behind Basher

A pristine synonym for Butt Buddies

Me and my friend have been Behind Bashers for years. He knows just how I like it.

by NameJeff_mk2 January 10, 2020

aclu bashers

Misguided fools that don't understand what the American Civil Liberties Union is all about. The aclu defends people and organizations that face threats to their Constitutional Rights. The Constitution is meant to protect Americans from the powerful government, corporations and/or individuals. Remember everyone is created equal? The aclu takes on cases to defend people's civil rights, particularly those in the 1st Ammendment: freedom of the press, religion, speech and assembly.

ACLU bashers are usually just misinformed fuckwits, however some neocons actually are opposed to the idea of a group defending the rights of the little guy.

by Charles_U_Farley June 15, 2010