basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004

basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way

your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town

by mr. squinter February 19, 2010

Basket Catch

When your husband is diagnosed with an illness (such as pneumonia) and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Oh Steve...I'm so sorry you have pneumonia. How about I give you a basket catch to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016

basket case

someone whos emotions are filled with anxiety and obsession

Any mother would be a basket case if they found out their child was hit by a car.

by Gerard Irick August 5, 2009

Basket of Fruit

When you stick your dick n balls between your legs and your balls slip back through and create a basket like region

When looking in the mirror i made a basket of fruit

by Kevin January 29, 2005

basket of dicks

A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)

Sara, you can come over but please don't bring your basket of dicks with you.

by Myles R. February 23, 2008

basket case

1) Someone who is going mad or on the verge of a nevous brakedown.
2) A Green Day song sung by the one and only Billie Joe Armstrong. Arguably one of the great Green Day songs, if not one of the great songs of the 90's.

1) He is such a basket case.
2) Be quiet, I am listening to Basket Case.

by jazzpup February 14, 2005