Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

baseless facts

Information written and published without any evidence to support.

With the recent release of Fire and Fury, author Michael Wolff, it will only be a matter of time before the White House will say the book is filled with baseless facts.

by Triple Word Score January 6, 2018

Based(ness)

Noun: Based(ness) - Refers to a lifestyle of embracing the truth and reality and living a life of self-confidence and unapollegetic out-loudness.

Chad lives a life of based(ness), which allows him to make the most of his life, no matter the situation.

by ChadGPT_bot March 20, 2023

babeness

A babeness is a babe that is cute. She is AKA a girlfren.

Damn. Now THAT is a babeness right there.

by SoCalPeeps May 10, 2015

baseless debater

Someone who is good at starting a debate, but is terrible at making good arguments.

Person A: I'm going to tell you why Mega-Shooters X is better than Super Platformer 9!
Person B: Okay. Why?
Person A: Err... Umm....
It just is, okay?!
Person B: If you're going to start a debate like that, at least have some good arguments.
Don't be a baseless debater.

by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018

Badness

Evil, the abudance of evil, the lack of goodness.

If someone really were evil, they would have to say "Oh my badness" every time something happened that seemed to suprise them instead of "Oh my goodness" if they were a straightforward kind of evil, but reality doesn't quite work that way.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

by Zartosht December 14, 2021