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Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
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barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009
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Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.
Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!
by bearCat December 17, 2012
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Barking Lot

A parking lot that is made unpleasant because of the sound of barking dogs left in cars.
"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"
by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017
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Barking & Dagenham

Barking & Dagenham is a borough in London, that was created 2 boroughs (Barking and Dagenham) merged. The area is famous for the Ford Strikes, a pioneering event in women's rights! It's more recently famous for having a visit from Meghan Markle (i got to shake her hand) at Robert Clack Comprehensive.
by RCBest April 27, 2020
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Barning

A feeling of passion and love for Auburn University (AL). Usually a feeling possed by Auburn fans (Barners). Barning is also commonly felt by a majority of sports fans after Auburn wins the Iron Bowl.
The entire country was barning after Auburn's Kick Six victory over Alabama.
by Barner Bruce April 26, 2020
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Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.
by rebel runner March 2, 2010
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