barpool

To carpool to the bar, often to avoid the hassle of finding or paying for downtown parking instead of for environmental concerns.

Person 1: I heard everyone is going out tonight.
Person 2: Yeah, we're going to barpool. That way if we can't find a parking meter and there's four of us, parking will only cost two dollars each.

by yourpopquizkid February 8, 2008

Barpooning

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

by Tember June 9, 2011

Barpolar

A barroom customer who displays intense mood swings between his first and last drink.

"That guy's a real Jekyll and Hyde. Let's get the hell out of here before he knocks back the next shot. I think he's barpolar."

by Kit Marley June 10, 2016

Barps

The feeling one has when one finishes a game and then realizes your opponent is an extremely poor sport.

I thought I had a pleasant victory coming at the end of our scrabble game, but then I found Sally had given me a nasty case of barps! So I pulled out my revolver and took care of business!

by carbbles April 25, 2010

Barphoker

A general term used to describe someone negatively or positively, depending on the circumstance.

1. That Eric, he's such a barphoker!

2. Nick ate the last doughnut? What a barphoker!

by Duper Man January 9, 2009

barpf

When you burp and barf a little at the same time.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just barpfed up some shitty pizza"

Guy 2: "Dude....gross"

by Quagmire 69 November 24, 2010

barped

It's a combination of burped and barfed

When I saw the AI generated picture of Saul Goodman in the style of GTA, I barped.

by chemical_tourist_18 August 29, 2022