berklee

Berklee is the most talented person you will ever meet. she sings better than anyone on the planet, and she is the funniest person to walk the earth. Being in a Berklee's presence will make you want to be a better person. She is so iconic its painful. Never doubt a Berklee's singing ability. Or you shall burn in the depths of hell.

'Did you hear something? It sounded like a siren, or majestic mermaid."
"No... it was just Berklee singing."

by Callljacob July 14, 2021

Liam Barkley

A very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. Tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: LBT, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. Despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. One of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. A phenomenal best friend.

Joe: I missed the bus, so I got to my exam an hour late. I still got 99% though.

Jane: Wow, your a regular Liam Barkley.

Joe: That's "you're" actually. Grammar, Jane, grammar.

by Honeycomb* February 18, 2012

barkley shut up and jam

1) n. One of the greatest basketball games ever made for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis game systems.

2) v. A sexual act where the male eats chicken wings and plays video games while recieving a blowjob from a woman.

1) Barkley Shut Up and Jam is the only basketball game you need to know.

2) Dude, I was playing Burnout last night and my chick gave me a Barkley Shut Up and Jam.

by Media Play January 11, 2006

Snarls Barkley

The single best name for a dog... EVER.

"Nice doggy, what's his name?"
"Snarls Barkley."
"Awesome. Awesome to the max."

by Satan's Valet October 7, 2009

Charles Barkley

When someone is very bad at what they do created by ( Samuel Sahrphillips)

Your a Charles Barkley

by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

Baikleem

An academic badass, he loves his hair, and he knows his way around a bar. He may or may not have a small dick, according to him its a mater of seasonal timing and opinion. He is on Asia's most wanted list. But is all seriousness he is a true and loyal friend. (P.S. don't kick him)

Baikleem- Small Penis

by Mad Hatter 5 January 18, 2016

Charles Barkley

A euphemism for receiving oral sex while driving a motor vehicle. Based on Barkley's excuse for a recent DUI arrest, which he blamed on being distracted due to the blowjob he was about to receive.

Last night driving down 30th my girl leaned over and started giving me a Charles Barkley.

by weasel hula April 19, 2009