baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

burffle

a ruffled burp. A burp that tastes like lay's ruffles chips.

whoa. That one was a burffle!

by Lori Miller November 8, 2006

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.

"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."

by Adam A. April 21, 2006

Baffle bomb

Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.

I just dropped a massive baffle bomb on those guys, they had no idea what was going on.

by II Contrast II December 2, 2010