Baptized

The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.

Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!

by Nohomo69 August 8, 2015

baptised

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball

damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot

by armandonottouch January 15, 2011

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else

yooo that kid just got baptized

by zuuk1 February 16, 2022

Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021