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Bunionfucker

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.
Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*
by JoShmoe October 31, 2011
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Banoner

The act of getting a boner whilst watching someone eat a banana.
dude, remember when Becca was eating a banana at lunch. i seriously thought i was going to get a banoner.
by ashersucks October 26, 2012
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Banigna

An overripe banana with brown patches on it.
Bro 1: Ew, why's your banana got brown patches all over it?
Bro 2: Cunt that's not a banana, that's a banigna.
by NWordPass6969 March 11, 2019
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Skeeve Bannon

A guy lurking around the background who you are sure is up to something.
"Keith just stood in the corner all night at Maggie's party and didn't talk to anyone. When I looked over at him he winked and blew me a kiss. What a Skeeve Bannon!"
by SkeeveBannon February 1, 2017
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master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
by scodder July 9, 2010
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Banond

Banond's are totally epic legends. You can't go wrong with a banond. A lot of people can't handle his legendary ways.
Person 1: Who's that totally epic legend over there?
Person 2: How do you not know? That's Banond the Legend.
by EpicGamer666 March 13, 2019
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Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.
don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.
by qwik5 October 22, 2010
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