Bandito Buster

When your partner tries to preform a Dirty Sanchez and you counter by shitting on there hand.

"Carl tried to pull a Dirty Sanchez but I beat him to the punch and pulled a Bandito Buster all over his hand and bed."

by TheRatFinkLeroy August 24, 2017

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016

Bandet

Possibly the best hunter to ever grace WoW.

Bandet is best known for being rated #1 survival hunter in the 2v2 bracket in the united states, however he is also well known for his movies, portraying survival as a deadly spec for any hunter to have, so long as he learns it correctly. Bandet has also been around to help out any hunter who desires to follow the path of Survivalism by guiding them in their quest.

1. Bandet is amazing.
2. Bandet rocked my world, all night long.

by Eyonix June 30, 2008

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass-bandito

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.

Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.

by adam and steve December 3, 2004