moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".

by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008

99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

by LilSwagga November 9, 2009

balloonis

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Balloonification

Silicone in everything. When an individual, usually famous in Hollywood or pornography, undergoes so many plastic surgery procedures that their features resemble balloons.

Shemale porn star Kimber James was pretty hot before she succumbed to balloonification.

by Tgirls December 30, 2011

The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.

Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.

by donkeykonga January 27, 2019

Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021