balloonknot

A slang term meaning asshole.

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Balloon Boy

To Make A Scene in order to gain attention. Like the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

News Journalist: So why did you stay in the closet when everyone was looking for you?

Dad: (Grime Look)

Balloon Boy: Because I did it for the Show.

Dad: What He Means Is....

by J|C October 15, 2009

lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex

Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.

by Abear510 September 15, 2013

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009