quantum balkan theory

Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts

At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.

by TornadoAP June 26, 2021

Baldar

The most beautiful, devine, higher being imaginable

Baldar should be worshipped, and taught in school

by royaltyrusty January 5, 2021

baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

Ballarat

The coldest place on earth.

Dude, I bet that icypole is as cold as Antarctica.

No way dude its more like as cold as ballarat.
Totally dude!

by lindzlea August 16, 2011

bankard

The best smelling blanket in the world.

Man, I could really use a bankard.

by matt elder March 30, 2008

Michael Balzary

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.

Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009

Ballarific

To be balla or being of outstanding stature; referring to your economical portfolio and or athletic abilities

As Kanye West most adequately put it, "i wanna act Ballarific like its all terrific"

Or

As I use it "Naim's dunk was soooo Ballarific it was like a Cum Fiesta"

by BallarificBalla June 27, 2009