balkancore

Cigarettes, old Nokia phone, pickled fruits and vegetables, adidas tracksuit, broken concrete, disabled dogs, broken tall buildings, Alkohol (rakia), used clothes from your older cousin, buzz cut, fur hat, Nike (preferably dad sneakers), graffiti (not the family friendly one), tattoos, chipped black nail polish

You're so Balkancore Ong xo!

by Cracksoy April 7, 2023

balkanize

To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.

It seems highly unlikely to balkanize the USA.

by Ntex December 9, 2008

baloka

A man who is cool and chill and funny but don't know how to shut up when a dude tells him something about a girl ... but also good at sports

Baloka u always run your mouth to girls

by Biggy12345 August 15, 2017

balkan dad

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.

-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.

by kalivisuals March 29, 2021

Balkan Waterfall

An act done at orgies where at bathrooms instead of pissing into toilets every member of the party pisses into a bowl, nearing the end of the party if there is a main room with a tall height one person will spill the piss bowl onto the main scene in a way resembling the prom scene from Carrie, If the main room isn't tall enough the piss will then be used to fill several water balloons which will then be thrown at other members of the party.

Todd : Hey did you hear about the giant orgy at the house at the end of the road?
Jim : Hell yeah the Balkan Waterfall was the best part

by The Hagrid Gem December 27, 2019

Balkaran

Balkaran means a guy who is handsome, smart and with very caring nature. Who is good in studies and very good in sports. He always helps his friends. He has a alot of friends. They are talktive ones.

I am very lucky to have a friend like u balkaran.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

balkan war

Balkan Wars (1912 to 1913) resulted in Ottoman Empire losing almost all of its remaining territory in Europe. Balkan League (Serbia, Bulgaria, Greece, Montenegro) vs Ottoman Empire. Balkan League formed in 1912 with support of Russia in order to take Macedonia away from Ottomans. Montenegro declares war on Ottomans on 8 October 1912, and other members of Balkan League do the same within 10 days of this. Balkan League is victorious. January 1913, Young Turks in Constantinople break apart from Peace conference, and this results in a continuation of the conflict. Ottomans again fight Balkan League, and again Balkan League were totally victorious. Peace Treaty signed in London 30 May 1913, Ottoman Empire loses almost all of remaining European territory, including Macedonia and Albania. Albania remains independent. Macedonia divided amongst Balkan League. 2ND BALKAN WAR. Serbia, Greece, Romania in dispute with Bulgaria over division of Macedonia. 1st June 1913, Serbia and Greece form alliance against Bulgaria, War beings June 29/30 1913. King Ferdinand of Bulgaria orders troops to attack Serbian and Greek forces in Macedonia. Bulgarians are defeated, peace treatie signed on 10 August 1913. Greece and Serbia divide most of Macedonia between themselves, Bulgaria only receives a small part of the region. Balkan Wars heighten tensions towards climax of WW1, sparked by assassination of Archduke Ferdinand by Serbian on 28 June 1914.

Teacher: What do you know about the Balkan Wars?
Banana: Ottomans were defeated by Balkan League in the two Balkan Wars, 1912-1913. The loss of Ottoman territory meant that conflicts over division of Macedonia. These tensions led to assassination of Archduke Ferdinand on 28 June 1914 - the causal spark of the First World War.
Teacher: What do you know about the Russo-Japanese War?
Apple: Shit! Banana?! Help me out man?

Banana: You should've gone to urban dictionary.
Teacher: You should've gone to specsavers.

by Eddplanted August 2, 2014