Bali

Bali is what you call a somewhat blonde haired big guy with a big heart that’s typically named Hasan. Bali can be often found either in his bed, sleeping, or in his bathroom doing god knows what. If you are ever going out with him, chances are that he is gonna take hours to get ready and make y’all late, but once he is ready, will look fantastic. He is the most reliable, unreliable person that you can ever cross paths with. Although his talent and knowledge in crypto is undeniable, he’ll be surprisingly clueless in most situations. He is the kindest, however if you hear him shouting out “göt” to someone in the other room, don’t be surprised. Also, you can always count on Bali to go along with your most adventurous ideas. He’ll often be down to do anything at anytime. He’ll also never miss the chance of taking “a hit”, and most astonishing of it all is that no substance cracks this guy. During summer, if you can’t get a hold of Bali, don’t panic! He is probably at the spa, getting a massage, hopefully one with a happy ending. Everyone needs a Bali in their lives since he is loyal by nature and funny by existence.

(ps he should have stitches on his ass)

+who is that guy laying on the ground unconscious mumbling the currency of bt?
-Thats Bali, isn’t that cool?

+where is Bali?

-he is in the bathroom.

- How are you Bali?
+göt … (insert your name)

by drivingatvsonasunday March 3, 2023

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‣ Noun

- 1. One’s own father.
- 2. Someone else’s father or an older man. Commonly used to refer to teachers or members of school staff.

‣ Title

- Mr.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “I skeem his bali brushed him.”

- “ Oan look at Bali Pierson!”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

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Let's pretend that Mallorca is a 6 hour flight from Stansted

So this one time, me and my girlfriend decided we needed to actually go somewhere out of Australia. The cheapest place to go was Denpasar Bali, which even that easily cost how much a flight to Istanbul Sabhina Gokchen from London would cost. Oh, to be a teen in Britain. But not really

by iDontTrustYou January 31, 2026

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An island that is commonly though to be its own country, when it is akcually a part of the larger country named Indonesia

Every time someone mentions Bali, I have to remind them it's not a country—it's just a stunning island in Indonesia that everyone thinks stands alone!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

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