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Baldercrap

To call something both balderdash and bullcrap, hence the name, "baldercrap".
1. My friend told me about scientology, saying that it was a real religion, but I know it's just baldercrap.

2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.
by Professor Hubert J Farnsworth November 19, 2009
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to baldly go

A reference to the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. In particular the series' lead, Jean-Luc Picard played by Sir Patrick Stewart. It is in reference to Picard's notably bald head and the line in the show's opening "To boldly go where no one has gone before."

Stewart attributes this saying to his daughter, who was a teenager when he began the role.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to baldly go where no one has gone before.
by The_H00D September 25, 2016
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Baldry

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
What d'you do that for you Baldry!
by Brian September 18, 2003
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Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011
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balderdash

that story's plain balderdash
by krithika December 9, 2002
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baldylox

someone who doesnt have too much hair.
by statik November 28, 2003
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baldestro string

a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis
i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped
by mark turner April 19, 2005
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