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Someone entirely useless at all sporting, academic or social activity. Often with no friends. Synonymous with 'total failure'.
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Bakken was with all the slizzy's talking to some biddy's as Larry was reading the paper and taking a shitty.
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Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
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