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bedrock learning

An actual shitty website where you're forced to go through NPC training videos and it's mandatory to watch. Any teacher that gives you homework on this website is an actual shmuck and deserves to die in the most excruciating death possible. I swear it's the most dystopian thing ever, it forces you to use English in a specific way.
Additionally, some "girl" on the website (The creators never touched one or even seen one except from their mothers) in the form of a text message asks you to bore her to death, I mean, give her definitions and shit for words as if she's banned from using Google.
I feel like torturing myself today so I'm gonna go on bedrock learning
by TheShittingAnimal5000 September 24, 2022
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hit bedrock

When you've hit rock bottom. Minecraft reference because fortnite bad minecraft good.
"i've hit bedrock. don't think my life can get any lower"
"oof"
by Golden Inferno August 13, 2019
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Barock Obama

a no good hack that only ran for president because he new he would win due to the fact that he is black and democrat. if you voted for him you have been a major tool. have a fun 4 years.
Mike: hey ted, you hear about Barock Obama's new health care reform.

Ted: no, what about it.

Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.

Ted: yayyyy.
by the end of the end November 29, 2010
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Dick Badcock

Punk Rock n' Roll guitar player, hailing from Skeetown Michigan, that plays for "the Badcocks". Known for fucking your girl, drinking your beer and punching you in the face.
Nigga!!!! You just got Dick Badcocked!!!!!
by d. Badcock October 21, 2010
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Badcock

The man is bad and has a large cock
Ian, you Badcock, come over here and give me some lovin'
by Wigga November 28, 2003
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bedrocK

to Insert flinstones chewable vitamins into a vagina and then perform cunnilingus on said vagina. the combination of vaginal secretion and the vitamins produce a powerful hallucigenic. sorry to get graphic, but this shit totally works. i bedrocked this one chick a month back and i started tripping so hard i thought her vagina was trying to swallow me. I got scared and ran off. in retrospect, i feel bad because she didn't finish.
Dude, i was bedrocking your little sister, and i started tripping so hard i thought her cooter was a taco.
by bedrocker March 26, 2010
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bardock obama

An ass-eating savage that runs a Facebook page by the same name. He is a Latino from the Spanish Harlem in Bronx, NY whose started his humble Facebook page of 100< followers and since then has grown steadily but surely to over 500,000. He typically posts memes found on ifunny and other places on the internet, and is known for his dank memes, love of bacon and booty, and satirical statuses about life and humanity. He was also responsible for rapper Lupe Fiasco recently taking the L over a Twitter beef between Bardock and his followers, known as the Booty Squad/Bardashians.

Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Lupe Fiasco was rekt by Bardock Obama and his followers last night on Twitter after Bardock bodied Fiasco in a game of Street Fighter V.
by GreatswordGuts August 3, 2016
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