Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?
'This HORSE Batista!!'-J.R
'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista
'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista
by JimmyJimm January 21, 2006
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"Did you see that babystain on Cindy's blouse? She's such a whore."
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That rockstar barista at Hines pulled me one of the best shots I've had in months, after giving me heaps of 'tude.
by Jimmy Oneschuk January 18, 2006
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by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
Get the One Night in Batista mug.One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009
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An imaginary place that members of any particular social media group or discussion forum are sent to, upon being banned from those groups by any group moderator or admin.
The term has its origins rooted in a particular Facebook group; The Modern American Revolution, and was coined by a certain admin.
An imaginary place that members of any particular social media group or discussion forum are sent to, upon being banned from those groups by any group moderator or admin.
The term has its origins rooted in a particular Facebook group; The Modern American Revolution, and was coined by a certain admin.
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"His hate speech bought him a one way ticket to Banistan."
"His hate speech bought him a one way ticket to Banistan."
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