Apedick

A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.

"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."

by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017

amped

getting fucked by an amputees' nub or stump

i went out drinking last night and got amped by some old war vet.

by ekim etto November 5, 2009

amped

when u take crystal aka tweak and you cant stop talking walking around or you cant sleep.

" tweaker's are always amped

by Lisa April 9, 2004

Aped

Consensual prison sex.

Willie's mangina was aped in prison for a pack of cigarettes. His arse was caulked and hopefully he will not need an anal retread.

by siciliansal69 October 23, 2013

amped

The state you are in after taking a large dose of meth

That dude is all amped up because he just snorted 60 dollars of ice in one line!

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

awper

A n00b that thinks he's so great my hiding and killing people with the awp since he's got no balls to kill them another way.

I say they make awper seeking missiles on the next counter strike.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Aped

Too be beaten to death so bad, that nothing but blood and fecal matter are left.

Guy1 "OMG that guy got beaten to death so bad there's nothing left but blood and fecal matter left"

Guy 2 " Yeh man, he got Aped baaaad."

by Lunnyyy August 23, 2008