abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

Abraham

A Mexican nigga who is short but attracts girls a lot. He actually cares about relationships and doesn’t cheat unless you cheat on him. He will always listen to your problems and will try to help you any way he can. You can always trust him, and he is loyal. He also likes Jordans and dresses nicely and has a big penis.

Girl 1: Omg are you dating Abraham!?
Girl 2: Yeah, I’m so lucky right!

by I am not Abraham March 9, 2020

father abraham

A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
and a right
and a left
and a right
and a left
shake your hips
shake your head
turn around
touch the ground (TOUCH IT)

Huckins Girls go crazy during Father Abraham!

by Huckins Girl July 28, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

Some dude with a top hat.

Did you see that Abraham Lincoln, his top hat was baller.

by Ghordin November 13, 2011

New Abraham

A philosophy that emphasizes the continual reinvention of the individual in a hostile or indifferent universe, in hopes that inner peace will finally be obtained, and stresses freedom of responsibility for the consequences of one's acts. This philosophy is said to have originated near Denver in the early 21st century. Although followers of this philosophy earnestly try to better themselves, their lives and behaviors often become the punchline of office jokes.

Man, that's not me anymore. I didn't touch those cabinets. This is the New Abraham.

by Bill Jorgansen April 29, 2005

Abraham

Abraham is someone you can share your whole life with, someone you can bare your soul to, he’s someone that makes you so incredibly happy and makes life worth living, he’s someone that will love you unconditionally even if you don’t understand why or don’t except the fact that he does he will. Abraham is someone you grow to love even if you try not to, you can’t help it. He’s your happiness your reason to get up in the morning the reason you laugh and have amazing days. You will meet him and try not to love him but it’s impossible one day you will just wake up and know that you are madly in love and there’s nothing else in this world that you want but to be his. He makes you love yourself and try new things and see the world differently he makes you believe in love and marriage and family when you thought it was all just a fantasy something people desire but never get, god I’m telling you once you fall for him you fall hard and that’s it he’s your future. Abraham Is incredibly kind and giving even when the world hasn’t given him all that much he still gives his all, he gives all his love as much as he knows how to. He’s perfect but there is one flaw he will never think he’s enough but he is he’s everything and more and you will be truly lucky to be loved by a Abraham.

The world doesn’t make much sense to me so I think of Abraham and all of a sudden I understand perfectly.

by The flower to your stem April 8, 2023

Abraham Lincoln High School

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors

Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.

by Switch' January 8, 2012