average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 29, 2016

Average Homeboy

A rapping legend that took the internet by storm, the whitest thing since sliced white bread. Raps to crazy casio keyboard mixes.

White Guy A: Did you hear about this new guy Average Homeboy
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever

by NegativeFeedback May 18, 2006

Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".

My car is sicker than your average.

by Eurostance November 28, 2010

Crackerbread average

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.

Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

by adelews October 2, 2007

avetard

People who live at The Avenue Apartments in Norman aka The Ave aka the avetard house. These people are so fucking dumb and have zero common sense, they will most likely make the stupidest decisions and be doing absolutely nothing in life. They also display avetard logic. Most of these people also go to OU, making them an OU tard also.

*Norman "Nick" at The Ave gets locked out of his room*
Norman "Nick": shit I got locked out
Froomie: shit dude, our dab rig is in there
Ian: let me break it open by banging it
Henry: you want me to get my axe?
Norman "Nick": yea yea go get it
*breaks the door open*
Noah: you fucking avetard, you could've just waited and gotten maintenance to open it

by KissMyAssAve July 18, 2020

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average."

by adelews September 22, 2007