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Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
Australian Snow Storm by tgirl93 October 31, 2012

australian slang 

A completely different language only spoken by Australians to Australians. Usually constructed of a mess of words that makes sense to those who grew up in Australia.
It's really cool that Donovan grew up in Australia, I wish understood his Australian slang, though.

australian sundae 

The act of putting chocolate syrup, whipped cream, a cherry, and sprinkles if you wish on a girl's "down under" and then eating it off and out of her. Ice cream optional, hence it will get a little messy. G'day mate ;)
I had a delcious australian sundae last night with this girl i met at outback yesterday, who works at coldstone.

Australian Speed Train 

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.
My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.

australian seatbelt 

When you reach under from behind to the front, invert your hand with a jerking motion to & fro.
I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
australian seatbelt by Dj_twel October 7, 2017

Australian Sinkhole 

When you tip a Vegetables wheelchair so they can suck your dick.
Bro last night I was with this hot af paraplegic and she gave me the good ol' Australian Sinkhole
Australian Sinkhole by Ackrynom April 22, 2018