auditory blowhorn

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.

I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!

by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014

auditor

The 21st century Gestapo. Will love you long time whilst going through your work to make sure everything is on the up-and-up but then will stab you in the back with an electrified letter-opener.

Scum of the office-world. The little prick who can hide behind company policy and get a hard-on when they find the dot above your "i" was 2 microns bigger than your company would like it to be

Auditor: "So pleased to be working with you! Could I see your ledger please?"

Worker: "No, fuck off you back stabbing, pedantic shit-stirrer. Come near me and I'll strangle you with your shoe laces".

by flatster December 16, 2008

auditor

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.

I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation

by shawn69 June 25, 2006

Night Auditor

A person, Usually male, that works the 11-7 shift at a hotel. Between weed breaks or "Safety Meetings" this person surfs Youtube, over-posts on Facebook and on occasion actually does something for his employer. This Job requires about 20-30 minutes of labor per 8 hour shift.

That Night Auditor looked sooo stoned.

by KnightAudit June 24, 2014

auditory hangover

is the loud ringing in your ears following attendance at a rock concert

Dudette: Wasn't that CSN concert last night the bomb?
Dude: Yeah, but it took me forever to fall asleep last night!
Dudette: Yeah, me too! My auditory hangover was incredible.

by mellie of the mountain June 28, 2010

Auditorial Realism

When fake sounds made by a human sound real. Definitely a real word/phrase.

"Damn, that was some serious auditorial realism!"

by Mikey J Jonah July 4, 2015

auditory penetration

when a person cuts your ear off and proceeds to penetrate the ear socket.

`my favorite type of penetration is auditory penetration.

by jonathan markasphere December 26, 2016