When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”
by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022
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Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!
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by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023
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