When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019
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"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."
"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
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