assritis

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

by txblueyes April 19, 2011

assdrip

People that don't even deserve to be called an asshole

"He's such a fucking assdrip!"

by high on orange juice May 29, 2021

asswipe

A person who revs their engine really loudly in a public area just to show off.

Car: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM GVFHBHYUFJFTYFUYGUFUFTYFUYFSYUGEGQFREFSBNCNJDJAZHSUDCIISOODEJDBCHJBSJS BDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM SPLORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jerry: man what a fucking asswipe

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

assriel

weird periodt.

she’s weird I guess she’s a assriel.

by Bella ring ring ding dong May 5, 2022

southside assraper

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough

Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper

by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018

Douche McFucktard AssWipe McGee

That guy from Canada that is obsessed with NASCAR.

"Coles is a Douche McFucktard AssWipe Mcgee , all he talks about is nascar."

by BadMcDubz October 30, 2011

assraping

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.

Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?

by ThePopularDictionary January 18, 2015