Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

Assposing

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.

Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool

by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

Asspostrophe

An apostrophe in the shape of an ass

"Dude, why do you keep using asspostrophes in your texts?"

by Me too thanks August 6, 2016

asspaps

A bitter old man that doesn't want to evolve and is stuck in his generational beliefs.

That old guy is such an ass he hates my music ! What an asspaps!

by Goalmolkus May 5, 2017

asspepper

What you put on after assault

Asspepper goes great with assault

by Ivan_Wakinov May 29, 2018

assophobia

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.

the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in

by banana dude November 2, 2019

assophagus

Its like the oesophagus but its in your ass.

Sean loves it in the assophagus!

by Nathannn October 3, 2007