assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

by MINIxxx January 5, 2006

Assonance

Why the fuck are you searching this on Urban Ditionary, You got problems!!

The relatively close juxtaposition of the same or similar vowel sounds, but with different end consonants in a line or passage, thus a vowel rhyme, as in the words, date and fade.

example of assonance "that dolphin-torn, that gong-tormented sea"

by Varun.B.S May 16, 2006

assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008

Asspon

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

by mintyfresca December 7, 2011

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

by averhan June 27, 2009