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Home Owner's Association

An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.
If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.
by MazurkaMatt April 4, 2006
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Legend Associate

Turpin And Johnson.

AKA Arrogance and Style.
Q: Who was that wearing a fine watch, dressed in a checked shirt that just cruised by me in a sparkling BMW?

A: It would have been Turpin or Johnson, AKA a member of Legend Associates.
by HRH MT November 27, 2007
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homeowner's association

A dictatorial body of self-righteous, arrogant and controlling neighborhood busybodies who think they have a right to tell you what to do with your property, and won't hesitiate to turn you in for the smallest thing including keeping a car they don't like on your driveway, painting your house, manicuring your lawn, etc. It's basically a legalized form of extortion and facism.
A HATE ALL homeowner's association.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 3, 2008
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anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
by improviduto December 15, 2008
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gay by association

Also known as GBA, a common misconception among middle schoolers. It is the belief that hanging around gay people makes you gay, it's not a disease, you cant get it... now Cancero n the other hand...
by Keifer Jennings November 10, 2008
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boyce associates

A really shit place to work, where pay is low, moral is non-existent, projects are dull & management are wankers!
Thank god Mcdonalds are recruiting cos I can't take more of this boyce associates shit!
by R JS November 29, 2007
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Bitch-associate

A type of basic bitch who is either a tertiary or superficial friend. They do not know that they are basic and you do not take them seriously. Most likely, you don't like them.
My bitch-associate keeps posting Sex In The City stories to her Instagram.
by fuglyface June 1, 2019
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