assmunch

n. One who is greatly disliked. A complete @#$%ing idiot jackass. Your basic dickwad.

Look at that dude's hair. He looks like a total assmunch

by k-$$$ July 18, 2003

assrancher

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.

"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.

by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007

assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

ass muncher

An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.

Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).

by rimjobstar December 4, 2007

rainbow ass muncher

A gay man who gives rimjobs.

Momo:: "Rasheed is such a Rainbow Ass Muncher!"

Duji-chan:: "Yea, what an Ass Ninja"

by Momo Hatake May 7, 2007

asscruncher

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

Ryan "assmunch" Andras

Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.

Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.

by JDM 92 August 28, 2008