"Why don't you bend over and assertain me?"
by JMmm June 9, 2005
Get the assertain mug.1. The most favorite term of busybody psychos to hide behind with their thought stomping and overbearing behaviour.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
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We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.
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- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.
3:
- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
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One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.
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Get the Ghetto Assertive mug.Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...whatever man."
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Get the Assortion mug.The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.
Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.
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Get the Asscation mug.A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
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