asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

asseltoe

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.

Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?

by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015

Asselya

Asselya is a wonderful person, inside and outside. She is shy but very kind. This name can perfectly match with the name Christopher

Asselya is a Turkish name

by imzychan November 21, 2021

Asheela

Asheela (Uh-shee-luh) is the name of a very smart and beautiful filipino girl. If you're ever lucky enough to find a girl named Asheela shoot your shot because you might never find another Asheela! She might be shy at first but once she gets comfortable she's goofy asf and will never shut up. She does love korean entertainment so be prepared to listen to KPOP and watch Kdrama! On the other hand your parents will love her especially your mom! She' s very organized and loves to plan things out but make sure you show her lots of love because she loves being mushy mushy. She loves hard and is willing to whatever for you if she thinks your worth, so shoot your shot!

Man 1: What you doin' today?

Man 2: I'm gonna ask Asheela on a date tonight!

Man 1: Yooo! Do it! She's soooo cute, don't fuck it up!

by MysticBlxck December 24, 2021

Assbelongker

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass

*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker

by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007

assbelunker

To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.

"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."

by Nick The Man December 28, 2005