Arizona AssCrack

Dry leftovers after a bad wipe, leading to one itchy ass.

-"My ass feels like a desert bro. its dry and itchy."
- "Did you wipe thoroughly? because i think you have an Arizona AssCrack right now"

by KingRaymondStankos October 03, 2011

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asscrack cleavage

asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.

i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...

by SexyTexan February 08, 2012

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John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

by Militant Liberal March 19, 2005

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Douchebag Asscrack

The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.

Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.

Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.

Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.

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A couple days after they break up....

DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.

by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011

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