Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

Assbunthole

Combination of the words asshole, bitch and cunt. Used for decribing someone, usually female, whose actions are almost indescribable in a negative context. Enables the user to use such negative words without fear of reprisal, as the actual word sounds less negative than it truly it.

"Whenever she's around her friends, she's such a total assbunthole to me."

by Christian Fuentes January 10, 2009

assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

by mochajoe June 6, 2005

Assput

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.

"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"

by Tardstroker May 21, 2010

assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

asscuterie

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

by Latoleo October 7, 2018

asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 29, 2020