When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
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Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
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Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
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by Scatter44 November 17, 2013
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I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard
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