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Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.
by Techpony September 3, 2012
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Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
by The Mokey October 17, 2016
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Ass assassinate

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
by Tremblay October 20, 2008
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assassinaversary

1) The anniversary of a famous assassination.
2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.
"Why is every channel talking about JFK lately."
"Dude, his assassinaversary is coming up."
by Scatter44 November 17, 2013
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assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
by User295034709563 December 15, 2022
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Random Verbal Assassination

When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.
I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard
by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010
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