assholican

1.someone who comes from a line of assholes.
or is part of a group of assholes.
2.the biggest form of asshole.

Oh look there goes Bob yeah his whole family are assholes,hes an assholican.

by ninety1 April 7, 2009

assaholic

A term used to describe anyone who has an insatiable need for the ass. one who likes to lick,fondle,caress,stroke,eat,bite,sniff,or wipe other peoples asses and cannot stop, usually this leads to crack addiction

"Teresa is a major assaholic"

by Grey (Clitmaster) September 21, 2004

assaholic

When someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total asshole.

You drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several glasses and were a complete assaholic!

by Chadds Ford Group April 20, 2009

assaholic

a person who loves ass

i love ass! i think im an assaholic

by joey April 29, 2003

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Assholeian

The act of being overly and excessively an asshole to a specific person or group of people to attempt and benefit themselves. This never normally works for the person(assholeian) because they forget to think about the feelings of the people around them and they end up getting hated by them and hurt their friends in the process.

Person A: "Oh my god, did you just see John V. M. just touch me? And not only is he talking to literally all the girls in our grade, but he's also talking to the girls one to three grades below us."

Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."

by cnhs god November 5, 2017

assaholic

In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".

Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."

by hnath January 28, 2006