assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

Ashcon

Overall chill level: none. He's got hoe's on his tip all the time, a heart breaker, heavy savage, tinder game 3huuna. He loves no thotties and keeps it 1huuna.

Yo that's Ashcon, real nigga.

Ashcon's a savage.
That nigga has no chill.

"Did that nigga just call u a bitch" "Iska athee it was Ashcon"

by fkinbeauty October 14, 2014

Ashminee

Nicest girl any can meet she is sometimes weird and can enjoy time with.

Ashminee: You look nice today

Christina: Thanks Bae <3

by Christina Sissy January 6, 2015

Ashonna

Is a girl how stays true to who she is....has lots of friends loves to have fun very talkative....and always fixes relationships (even though she can't find one of her own) gives the best advice.....And very CUTE💯💯👌👌😍😘 has cute feature's

Your such an Ashonna
Big botty I love u for that"Ashonna "

by Cutie 24/7 October 9, 2016

ashtonisalilrebel

one of my fav 5sos tiktokers. she’s so cool and her posts always make my day!

‘hey! have you heard of ashtonisalilrebel?’
“yes! omg they’re one of my favs!!”

by anonymousidk June 8, 2021

Ashton Bendavid

To Ashton Bendavid someone is when you partake in anal sex with a woman (or man) until their asshole is stretched wide, then finish a entire bowl in a single bong rip, then exhale into the other persons asshole, then suck back it out of the asshole

Person 1: “Last night was crazy my girl let me Ashton Bendavid her”
Person 2: “Nice”

by WjfjaufhwjuAusaizjxzhqh February 15, 2023