all according to plan

A phrase used when nothing is going according to plan.

P1: All according to plan!
P2: I'm assuming this checkmate is also a part of your plan?
P1: Shut up

by Arbitrary Arbiter November 10, 2022

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

act accordingly

When youtube decides to allow Logan paul to post a video showing a man who hung himself and even let it be on trending

Girl1: Did you see that awful logan paul video with the dead guy in it?
Girl 2: yeah it was on trending
Girl1: youtube really acted accordingly huh
Girl2: act accordingly? Bitch where

by Am_Lia January 12, 2018

accordingtome

a dude named Barry Archibald that is written on a coat

Accordingtome walked to me.

by Evan Myers April 28, 2005

astounding

1. Kodama
2. To astonish and bewilder.

Kodama is astounding.

by William April 24, 2004

Ascending

So when drinking we go sober>buzzed>drunk but when smoking we go sober>?>high. Not anymore! Sober>Ascending>High!

Yo man, I just hit that blunt and I'm ascending so fast rite now!

by ShAdOwo.O~ June 7, 2017

AscendingSwords

a hacker that is cool and intelligent unlike a Mia.

oh hello AscendingSwords

by AscendingSwords May 28, 2022