asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

asbestpus

n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.

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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.

She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.

by gnostic 1 November 5, 2013

asbeiry

Asbeiry is hoe that is desperately in love with dicks And her pussy can't stretch, just a little bit

Hello I'm asbeiry can I have ur black juicy dick

by Asbeiry November 29, 2017

asbestos

What Vincentian Academy, an exceptional Catholic high school in the heart of north Hills, has.

Student 1: Why is it so fucking cold here?
Student 2: Because we have asbestos and can’t turn on the heat.

by inevitablefate January 4, 2018

Asbeer

Asbeer; a drinking beer from an ass

Woah there Jordyn, is that a ASBEER you were drinking?

Get out if my room I’m drinking (a) ASBEER right now!

by pseudonym username July 4, 2019

asbestos

Something that is toxic and gross.

She is cool but she’s asbestos tho.

by dcupdel March 29, 2020

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021