Con artist

Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.

Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.

by sthrngrc December 29, 2018

blame artist

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.

She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

Pogo Artist

1. Used to insult someone who takes dick up the ass.

2. Someone who likes dick.

3. Crude and insulting word for gay.

"dave is such a fag"

"yeah, he's a fucking pogo artist."

by big red car December 4, 2012

Liberal artist

Hillary Clinton painting a "First Woman President" sign only to toss it in the trash

Liberal Artist Hillary Clinton painted a sign saying "I am the first woman President, the sign like her liberal and lying ways has been discarded forever.

by oldhippie16 January 15, 2017

artistiphism

A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.

Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."

Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."

by pee-223 May 26, 2014

spin artist

A person who convince you that you are guilty for their crime, mistakes, set backs, mishaps, or short comings.

Stacey was told not quit her job before she did so. Being the spin artist she is, Stacey blamed me for her not having a job.

by Taharqa October 9, 2017

Bullshit artist

Someone who lies for no reason at all,

Commonly known as “Jesse”

Have you ever worked with that “bullshit artist”?

He can’t keep his lies straight.

by Bra1 November 15, 2021