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Artificially Awake

When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.
I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals.  I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!
by Duke Rude July 29, 2009
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artificial happiness

to be in a state of happiness through the consumption of drugs, whether it be alcohol, weed, ecstasy, etc. It is called artificial happiness because you rely on a substance to make you happy, thus making it artificial, since it doesn't come naturally.

retail therapy is another form of artificial happiness in which you rely on shopping to cheer you up.
1. Yo, I'm feeling so emo right now, I'm going to pop a pill to be in a state of artificial happiness!!!!

(Ecstasy causes artificial happiness because the chemicals alters the brain to change your mood and make you feel a sudden sense of euphoria.)

2. Dude...weed is the road to artificial happiness!
by cilla so ill March 19, 2007
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Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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artificial drama

drama or conflict created over otherwise trivial matters, normally due to boredom over a mundane or uneventful life (quite common in high school social circles)
man I hate all this artificial drama, why do these people do this to themselves?
by UM North Quad July 31, 2011
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Artificial Ignorance

When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.
All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.
by Major Thomas May 20, 2018
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artificial insemination

One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.
Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
by quickly becoming useless October 19, 2003
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artificial flavor

Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?

No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...

You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
by b. hanback April 9, 2008
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