Arthripsian

A mix of Canadian and British. Thank me later!

Person: “Are you Canadian or British?”

Me: “I’m Arthripsian, so I’m actually both!”

by SunnyYellow July 17, 2021

authoritis

when one gets arhritis from writing

lauren wrote so many short stories that her fingers began to stiffen; a telltale sign of authoritis.

by Mackenzie Schuler May 21, 2007

Arfritis

Arfritis is a disease that causes swelling of the muscles, and joints in older dogs.

I have an older dog, who has trouble getting to her feet sometimes. I believe she is suffering from a bad case of Arfritis

by Gary N. October 5, 2007

Arthuritus

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

by bob March 23, 2005

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

carthritis

Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,

It's 2 degrees outside. My car started, but when I turn the wheel, there is this crunchy, groaning sound. I think my car may have carthritis.

by shawnblog January 28, 2009

artharitis

trick, scallywop, skeezer, hoodrat. Girl who plays the game for money and gifts of high value.

I can't afford me another artharitis. The one I gots is already bleeding me dry.

by Madd Skillz July 25, 2008