Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

Arone

the world of Arone is mostly water but with one big mainland full of mountains and trees and home to many mystical creatures like the griffons and demons

Joeee is from Haham in the world of Arone.

by xecrtyuhji March 20, 2019

Arionna

Arionna Is a drop dead girl that is loyal to everyone and she gets all the boys to love her with out even know. She is not very popular but she has her small group that she hang with. She mind her business and don’t mess with corny bitches because she ain’t like that and when she Listen to music she acts like the person that is rapping or singing.She not perfect but close to perfect and did I mention she has a big as but.

Her:Omg is that the famous Arionna?
Her2:Yeah that’s her.
Her:Period she so cute

by The real admire November 5, 2019

Armond White

A film critic who's gotten a name for himself by praising bad movies and panning good movies. In fact, film fans on Rottentomatoes and IMDb have made it a game to place bets on when his negative review will pop up for a good movie, and vice versa

His modus operandi is reviewing films by going off into incoherent rants, patronizing whoever disagrees with him, and making incredibly vague references to "nihilism" to attack films/filmmakers he doesn't like, or their fans.

"Nolan’s dark sentimentality may seem classical to naive filmwatchers"--Armond White reviewing "Inception", proving he's incapable of writing a review without pettily talking down to people who disagree with him

"White is, as charged, a troll; a smart and knowing one, but a troll"--Roger Ebert, getting it right

by BigBookofPenPastimes July 23, 2010

Armond

a foreign name. people with the name Armond are usually very good looking/sexy, have lots of confidence, tend to be very cocky, and are naturally athletic.

no example, Armond is a name.

by professor D March 12, 2009

Aron

Aron is the kind of guy most girls look for. He is sweet,caring,generous, cute, great personality,strong, fun to hangout w/, and hilarious. He will try his best to make someone he loves feel better. He is very confident. He will compliment you. He is . You just don't know what he will do next.

Aron: You are beautiful
Me: (Smiles)

Aron: You are more beautiful with your hair down.
Me: (Smiles)

by Da' Bunny <3 November 4, 2013

Armoni

Armoni Is A Quiet But Can Be Loud Girl , That Is Funny And Caring. She Is Nice , But Can Be Mean Too. She Laughs At Anything Is Easy To Befriend. Truly One Of A Kind.

"I Like Armoni , She's Cool"
"Don't Take Armoni For Granted , She's One Of A Kind!"

by LoveFood1233 July 7, 2018